Anywhere from 6% to 20% of the American population believes that America never actually went to the Moon. They say it was all a conspiracy to cover-up for our so-called failures as a nation in the Post-World War II through Viet Nam War era in our history. This number fluctuates according to how recently Fox or some other ratings-grabbing network had aired any of a number so-call "Special Investigative Reports" into the NASA Apollo Moon Program. Attention, all you NASA Apollo Hoax Conspiracy Theorists Gap Heads! WE DID, IN FACT, GO TO THE MOON, NUMB NUTS. So take off your Custom Foil Hats, put down the bong, crack open a cold one, fire up a cigarette, hack up a wet cud, and check this shit out. Let us put on our thinking caps, and begin the investigation, posthaste . The "NASA Apollo Moonshot Conspiracy Theory" (CT), as it is commonly known, says that NASA spent $30 billion on the Conspiracy, such funding needed to build and maintain the Conspi...
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